When you want to remember what sand feels like between your toes again - and this feeling called privacy - what will you turn to for contraception? Pills that make you look and feel like you’re back in high school? Or you can use condoms that make you feel like you’re dating again, and not in a good way? How about an IUD that’s just somewhere ‘in there’? We say ‘no way’ after what our bodies have already been through. This next one shouldn’t be on us, right ladies? Don’t start getting Redbook in the mail and ‘are you ready for menopause?’ emails before you start thinking about your future.